The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]? No
Do you party a lot? sure
Do you use drugs for recreatioal purposes? No.
Do you skip classes? How often? yeah , like 3 times a week
Do you have casual sex? Protected? yes
Do you steal? yeah
Do wear in inappropriate clothing? NOPE
Do you drool over celebrites? yup
Do you watch a lot of TV? No
Do you ever watch the news? barely
Do you even care about world issues? Nope
Do you read books often? Nope.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?yeah
Do you spend most of your time with your friends? no
Do you smoke cigarettes? Nooooo.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at seven elevens? sumtimes
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone? Yeah.
Do you cuss a lot? yeh you fucking retard
Are you desperate to fit in?Hell No.ppl bow b4 me
Are you intelligent? prob not
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick? No.
Black eyeliner? Not a lot. But I have.
Black eyeshadow? No.
Black trenchcoat? yeah
Black boots? Nope.
Black fishnets? No
Black nail polish? sumtimes
Heavy metal music? YOU GOD DMAN BETTER BELIEVE IT
Marilyn Manson? YES
Cradle of Filth? YES
Constant frown and peretual angst? Constant frown? YEAH
Do you like to be seen as? no
Are you an intellectual? Sometimes
An atheist? sure
Horrible home life? yes.
Hopelessly depressed? yes.
Suffereing with suicidal idealations? Suffering? As in right this moment? yea
Self-mutilation? used to
The Punk Stereotype
Big black boots? No
Excessive earrings? No.
Loud, confident, and opinionated? Yes
Wild hair colors? Not really.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages? Not really.
The Jock Stereotype
Do you watch a lot of sports? No.
Play a lot of sports? No.
Talk a lot about sports? No.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports? Yes. Anything but sports. Ick.
Are you arrogant? No.
Are you a male or female whore? YES
Are you a homophobic? Nope.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident? No.
But really you’re a quivering mass of insecurity? No.. lol.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers: ha-ha, No thanks.
This or That
Originality or Acceptance? Originality.
Independence or Companionship? Independence
Stability or Freedom? FREEEEDOMMM
Personal or Interpersonal? sure
Introvert or Extrovert? Extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation? isoltion
Unique or Loved? Unique.
Understood or Individual? Understood.
You or Them? SEX